Gnomes Need Legal Status

Washington has just released a news bulletin announcing that their policy on illegal immigration has been extended to include an overlooked group. The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) met several weeks ago for an emergency conference to discuss the inclusion of investigating Gnomes. It seems that a recent study has unveiled the fact that Gnomes are migrating to the USA in large numbers. Many Gnomes have migrated from Lapland or the old country in search of freedom or to evade natural predators.

Fortunately for Gnomes, to date, investigators for the INS have failed to locate a single Gnome. An inside source has revealed to us that the most likely reason the Gnomes have eluded the INS is that Gnomes are crafty and they possess the ability to make themselves be seen only by their friends.

Farmers are very concerned about the possibility of Gnomes being deported out of the country. They understand the importance of Gnomes to agriculture. It is well known that Gnomes are keepers of the earth and gardeners are dependent on their unique relationship with growing plants and vegetation. Consequently, private circles of farmers have been having round table discussions across the country on how to handle this latest controversy.

We believe the deportation of Gnomes would cause a loss of billions in dollars in agriculture. It is important that we openly display our House Gnomes, Garden Gnomes, and Traveling Gnomes to show our support for these quiet creatures. Remember, Gnomes have rights!

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Gnome moves on his own?

We recently received a shipment of Gnomes looking for a home. We moved all of the Gnomes from our receiving area to our stock room. To our amazement, we later found the Gnome, Thomas with Basket, in the receiving area.

http://www.gnometownusa.com/real-size-thomas-with-basket.html

Thomas with BasketWe were at a loss for an explanation. We recalled that all the Gnomes had been moved to the stock room. Yet Thomas had moved. How could this have happened?

Could the Thomas with Basket figurine have taken a life of its own and gone back to the room in search of something to add to his basket? Perhaps a real Gnome, unbeknownst to us, moved the figurine? In any event, it is well known that Gnomes bring good luck. Perhaps, this is an indication of bigger and better things to come for you and us.

You be the judge.

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Movie You, Me and Dupree and Gnome

This is an entertaining and funny movie about a friend who moves in with his newly married best friend and his wife. The mishaps and misunderstandings are funny. The main character Dupree, played by Owen Wilson, plays a free spirited 36 year old individual who has not found his niche in life.

More importantly, Dupree wears a T-shirt during the movie with a drawing of a Gnome and the inscription, “Say hello to my little friend.”

There you go, Gnomes have definitely migrated to the USA!

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Gnome Short Stories

This section is going to have fun and interesting stories about Gnomes. Please visit often to read our latest stories.

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I thought I saw, I thought I saw

tn_wg555ma.jpg I didn’t see this Gnome, or did I see this Gnome?

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Traveling Gnomes

Stories about people who travel with their Gnome for good luck.

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Gnome Sightings

This blog will post Gnome sightings. Please contact us with details about your sighting so that we may share you experience with our readers.

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We are pleased to offer this blog as your destination for fictional stories about Gnomes. Looking for some diversion? Visit our site often. While visiting, please check out our large selection of Gnomes.

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Welcome to GnomeTownUsa.com

This is the meeting place for gnome enthusiasts. Read our funny gnome stories and enjoy. We will post gnome sightings and announce new gnomes that are looking for a home. This is the mythical gathering for this mysteriourious creature. Remember our gnomes do not suffer from immigration rules, they just want a home to share their good luck.

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