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House Bunny

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Our Garden Gnome reporter has just informed us of another gnome sighting. He just returned from viewing the new movie, “House Bunny” in which several garden gnomes were sighted.
“House Bunny” is a movie about a playboy bunny who is thrown out of the Playboy mansion and ends up becoming a house mother at the [...]

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McCain’s attack ad says that Obama is the biggest celebrity in the world implying that he is right up there with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Actually, McCain could have used one more example, the garden gnome. For centuries garden gnomes tried to lead a quiet life among humans and shunned any sort [...]

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Where is Gnome Town USA?

I recently went to a party and wore my Garden Gnome T-shirt. I was surprised when a woman asked me where Gnome Town USA was. She actually thought the town was somewhere in the USA.
Being mischievous, I decided to take advantage of the situation. I immediately started to explain that Gnome Town USA did exist [...]

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Tea Time with Gnomes

On a recent visit to a quaint teahouse restaurant in Fredon, NJ, I was enjoying an afternoon of fine teas and excellent food when it occurred to me that Gnomes are known for their fondness for exotic teas. Their favorite is the Birch tea with grounded Walnut to give it a hearty taste during [...]

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Gnomes are appreciated in Florida

Pine Island Park is situated on the gulf coast of Florida and although the park is small, it is the perfect location for relaxing or exploring the many wonders of the marshy area. I was anxiously awaiting the arrival of the local alligators and even wandered down by the waters where alligator warning signs were [...]