Santa Claus is actually a Garden Gnome. For generations people have asked how it is possible that Santa Clause could climb down a chimney without getting stuck. Now we know. Santa is a Garden Gnome! It just makes sense. Garden Gnomes live almost forever and have tremendous strength and can easily fit and climb down [...]
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Gran Torino Movie – Starring Clint Eastwood
There was one cast member that got little recognition for his role in the new Clint Eastwood movie, “Gran Torino.†That cast member was Gus, the Original garden gnome. Actually, a total of 4 of them were involved in the making of this movie. One was used as a casualty of the gang-instigated fight on [...]
House Bunny
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coonC811-qQ[/youtube] Our Garden Gnome reporter has just informed us of another gnome sighting. He just returned from viewing the new movie, “House Bunny” in which several garden gnomes were sighted. “House Bunny” is a movie about a playboy bunny who is thrown out of the Playboy mansion and ends up becoming a house mother at [...]
Featured on Uluru
McCain’s attack ad says that Obama is the biggest celebrity in the world implying that he is right up there with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Actually, McCain could have used one more example, the garden gnome. For centuries garden gnomes tried to lead a quiet life among humans and shunned any sort of attention. [...]
Where is Gnome Town USA?
I recently went to a party and wore my Garden Gnome T-shirt. I was surprised when a woman asked me where Gnome Town USA was. She actually thought the town was somewhere in the USA. Being mischievous, I decided to take advantage of the situation. I immediately started to explain that Gnome Town USA did [...]
Tea Time with Gnomes
On a recent visit to a quaint teahouse restaurant in Fredon, NJ, I was enjoying an afternoon of fine teas and excellent food when it occurred to me that Gnomes are known for their fondness for exotic teas. Their favorite is the Birch tea with grounded Walnut to give it a hearty taste during the [...]
Gnomes are appreciated in Florida
Pine Island Park is situated on the gulf coast of Florida and although the park is small, it is the perfect location for relaxing or exploring the many wonders of the marshy area. I was anxiously awaiting the arrival of the local alligators and even wandered down by the waters where alligator warning signs were [...]
Gnome moves on his own?
We recently received a shipment of Gnomes looking for a home. We moved all of the Gnomes from our receiving area to our stock room. To our amazement, we later found the Gnome, Thomas with Basket, in the receiving area. http://www.gnometownusa.com/real-size-thomas-with-basket.html We were at a loss for an explanation. We recalled that all the Gnomes [...]
Movie “You, Me and Dupree†and “Gnomeâ€
This is an entertaining and funny movie about a friend who moves in with his newly married best friend and his wife. The mishaps and misunderstandings are funny. The main character Dupree, played by Owen Wilson, plays a free spirited 36 year old individual who has not found his niche in life. More importantly, Dupree [...]
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