Golfy is a new hero in the golf world. He is pure in heart and a role model to children of all ages. He has a lot of experience playing golf – almost 200 years. He is the trainer of the trainers. Golf trainers model their teachings based on inspiration they received from this golf [...]
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Garden Gnomes are Skiers
Did you know that skiing was actually first perfected by garden gnomes? The proof is in the photo.
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Garden Gnome Skier
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Garden Gnome Squeezy with Squeeze Box
Squeezy the garden gnome and friends are shaking up the forest with music. (Check out the squirrel at his feet) . Get into the musical spirit with these creatures!
Garden Gnome Squeezy with Squeeze Box
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Gnome Pajamas
Pajamas are always a favorite to give or receive as a gift especially if they have a theme. So imagine our delight when we found these garden gnome pajamas. We couldn’t wait to buy some for ourselves and try them out. If you or someone you know is a gnome enthusiast, you’ll love these pajamas [...]
Sleeping Garden Gnome with Toad Home
This sleeping garden gnome figurine also serves as a home for toads. You may say that Mr. Gnome is one with nature.
Sleeping Garden Gnome
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Extra! Extra! Santa Clause is a Garden Gnome
Santa Claus is actually a Garden Gnome. For generations people have asked how it is possible that Santa Clause could climb down a chimney without getting stuck. Now we know. Santa is a Garden Gnome! It just makes sense. Garden Gnomes live almost forever and have tremendous strength and can easily fit and climb down [...]
Gran Torino Movie – Starring Clint Eastwood
There was one cast member that got little recognition for his role in the new Clint Eastwood movie, “Gran Torino.” That cast member was Gus, the Original garden gnome. Actually, a total of 4 of them were involved in the making of this movie. One was used as a casualty of the gang-instigated fight on [...]
Gnomeisms
Lately, almost daily, gnomes are popping up in more TV shows, movies, and ads. It’s become almost a sport to watch for gnomes. My wife was watching “The Full Monty” on TV one night when she spotted one of the characters pick up a Garden Gnome for some laughs only to be reprimanded [...]
Norm with Brew
We have it on very good authority that major breweries are clamoring to contact Garden Gnomes to learn their brewing secrets. Breweries have learned that the best tasting beer is actually produced by Gnomes. Many beer lovers have reported that they have come across abandoned picnic areas that still had small cups of beer that [...]
Gnomes Need Legal Status
Washington has just released a news bulletin announcing that their policy on illegal immigration has been extended to include an overlooked group. The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) met several weeks ago for an emergency conference to discuss the inclusion of investigating Gnomes. It seems that a recent study has unveiled the fact [...]
