Lately, almost daily, gnomes are popping up in more TV shows, movies, and ads. It’s become almost a sport to watch for gnomes. My wife was watching “The Full Monty” on TV one night when she spotted one of the characters pick up a Garden Gnome for some laughs only to be reprimanded [...]
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Norm with Brew
02 October 2007
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We have it on very good authority that major breweries are clamoring to contact Garden Gnomes to learn their brewing secrets. Breweries have learned that the best tasting beer is actually produced by Gnomes. Many beer lovers have reported that they have come across abandoned picnic areas that still had small cups of beer that [...]
Gnomes Need Legal Status
18 July 2006
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Washington has just released a news bulletin announcing that their policy on illegal immigration has been extended to include an overlooked group. The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) met several weeks ago for an emergency conference to discuss the inclusion of investigating Gnomes. It seems that a recent study has unveiled the fact [...]
