Extra! Extra! Santa Clause is a Garden Gnome


Santa Claus is actually a Garden Gnome. For generations people have asked how it is possible that Santa Clause could climb down a chimney without getting stuck. Now we know. Santa is a Garden Gnome! It just makes sense. Garden Gnomes live almost forever and have tremendous strength and can easily fit and climb down a chimney.

This would also explain why small children who have sighted Santa describe similar descriptions. Santa is small, but to children he is big. Now you know.

Santa Clause Garden Gnome

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